The Rogue Nation of Zombie 83 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lassoz with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.536 billion Zombie 83ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quitox. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 83ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion florins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,594 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 83's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 83 is ranked 82,202^nd in the world and 451^st in NationStates for Largest Populations, with 6.54 billion capita.